Anonymous asked: ARE YOU BACK???? :)

no

awakemysoul15:

searchingforoceans:

shroomsbluntsburritos:

maybe if the bruins spent half as much time practicing as they do parading around the country with the fucking cup, they might actually win a game

omg seriously… i’m like the biggest bruins fan. i’m not hating on them. i’m just saying they need to step it up

(via mcquaidface)

sweetcarolinestreet:

omg hahahahaha

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Anonymous asked: is he okay?

i’m sure he’s fine

Anonymous asked: why is it bad peeing with a boner? oh wait.. i was having sex with a guy once and suddenly he stopped and went to pee, did i do something wrong or..?

lmao no you didn’t do anything wrong. it’s just hard because girls pee out a different hole haha and guys only have one… so inside of a guy theres a thing where pee comes from and another thing where his cum comes from.. and then theres like a flap type thing that blocks off the pee part so like he doesn’t pee inside the girl hahah. so if a guy has a boner and has to pee, their body has to make the flap switch. 

i could’ve used technical terms for the flap and such haha but i figured you wouldn’t know wtf i’m talking about

science lessons by steve~

hooddrat:

Uh yup Zack deleted. Brb shooting myself.